It’s all white and shiny and clean and–
hey what are you doing
Why are you–
Well that suit’s ruined.
Wait just a second.
Is that a pattern??
Are you telling me you had your suit designed to be even more elegant once it was drenched in blood
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”